slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

(Source: yrdeadbeatboyfriend)

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iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

13,243 notes

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

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punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

(Source: Wikipedia)

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coffeepeople:

One Last Thing Before I Go by Jonathan Tropper

coffeepeople:

One Last Thing Before I Go by Jonathan Tropper

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submissivefeminist:

sexincomics:

Your friendly neighborhood sex tips in Sex Criminals #5 

Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky.

Fucking love Sex Criminals.

(Source: cynthiavondooms)

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